FPE Zoom Call

*Miss Circle's eyes tear up* Because we're your TEACHERS! *Miss Grace's voice softens* We care about ALL our students. *Abbie starts sobbing* Because you're our FRIEND! *Edward unmutes excitedly* GUYS MY FISH JUST BLINKED AT ME! *Miss Circle spins* EDWARD, FISH AREN'T RELEVANT! *Miss Bloomie sighs* This is why we have counselors. *Claire whispers* Engel, we should really- *Zip's unicorn filter turns into a rainbow* MR. ZIP HAS TRAVVVVEEEEELLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEDDDDD TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOO TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*Everyone freezes* Miss Circle: MUICHIRO! LANGUAGE! *Miss Grace gasps* Did he just- *Abbie gasps* He said the F-word! *Edward unmutes excitedly* GUYS MY TURTLE JUST SAID- *Miss Circle spins* EDWARD, TURTLES DON'T TALK! *Miss Bloomie sighs* This is why we need digital citizenship classes. *Claire whispers* Engel, did he really just- *Zip's unicorn filter explodes into unicorn confetti* MR. ZIP HAS TUUUURRRNNNNNEEEEEDDDDDD IINNNNNTOOOOOOOOO AAAAAA UUUUUUNIIIIIIIICCCCCCORRRRRNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*Zip starts sobbing*

*Miss Emily rushes to help* ZIP! *everyone unmutes at once* PETUNIA: MY DOG FARTED! *Lizzy screams* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

*Miss Circle pinches the bridge of her nose, looking utterly defeated* Monika, please don't encourage them. *Zip starts beatboxing through her mic* I swear, if one more person makes a noise right now- *Edward suddenly unmutes and lets out the world's longest burp*

*They all look at Oliver who is just eating soap*

*Miss Grace's eye twitches* Oliver. What are you- *voice cracks* Is that SOAP?! *her knuckles white* STOP EATING SOAP and tell me who's really behind this!

*chews louder* Mmm... lavender.

*Miss Circle's voice gets louder* Miss Circle: WILL YOU ALL JUST LISTEN TO ME- *Abbie starts crying louder* Zip: *laughs and continues singing* Zip: ♪DORA THE EXPLORER!♪ Miss Circle: ZIP, SHUT UP!

*loud banging on door* IBUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII