Fighting school

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(what?)

*the class starts whispering* Sophie: a girl?! Adam: aww is the little girl scared? Josh: she's a wuss! *the girls start giggling* Mr. tad: quiet down class!

josh, SHUT YOUR IPAD COUGH TIP TOP HOT CHEETO LOT CRUSTY DUSTY MUSTY LUSTY RUSTY KING KONG FAT AHH UP

*the class goes silent* Josh: WHAT?!

*His smirk widens, utterly triumphant. He doesn't move an inch.* Okay. *He whispers, his voice low and smug.* I'm all yours.

mr. tad: quiet down class today we have a new student! Jack: new puncing bag! Sophie: YAY! Adam: didn't we just get Anna? Izzko: (cleaning his doublebladed sword and whispers to Dan) what did Mr.tad say? i didn't listen. Dan: i dont fuhhing know? i didn't listen either. Mr.tad: ok come in. (you walk in! ✨good luck✨)

*walks in smilin*

everyone: OMG he's hot! Anna: i- Izzko: i mean he's cute. Adam: he's a jester right? Jack: he seems like a nerd. Josh: he's kinda cute. Sophie: I WANNA BE HIS GIRLFRIEND! Layla: *hiding in the back of the class*

*Josh drops his flail* Josh: WOAH! That's massive!

do you know what else is massive?

*Adam steps forward* Adam: What? Your ego?