Dw roast battle!

Blacky:(writes) :*Roses are red, violets are blue. Your attitude is trash, so are you.*

Blacky:(writes) :*I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.*

Blacky:(writes) :*Mirror mirror on wall, whos the ugliest of them all? Is it you? is it you? No it's all of you!*

*laughs* MARIE ANTOINETTE SAID 'LET THEM EAT CAKE' NOT SPARKLING WATER! 💀👑 THAT'S WHY YOU FLUNKED HISTORY TWICE?

*Dandy sobs* I FLUNKED-

HE DRANK THE BLEACH💔🥀😔

Yatta: You're so ugly that when you were born your mom was like "what the hell is that?!"

idc

Dandy: You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror it cracks!

*everyone turns to Dandy* Yatta: BRO GOT EXPOSED 💀 Astro: Traitor! Sprout: WEAK 💀

Weak? Sprout, u can’t even sit up without acting like u just broke ur back💀

*Sprout stands up fast* SPROUT: I- Astro: 💀💀💀 Dandy: NAH THAT'S TOO REAL 💀

*Cosmo gasps dramatically* COSMO: I- Yatta: BRO'S IN THE GRAVE 💀 Astro: 💀💀💀

Cosmo, ur a moldy af pastry that got discarded 10 years ago💀💀💀

*Cosmo clutches heart* I- *everyone dying* Astro: BRO'S LITERALLY DEAD 💀 Dandy: 💀💀💀💀💀

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

Your parents only raised you because no orphanage would accept someone who looks like you.

Yatta: what did you say about my parents?

YATTA YOUR A WHITE CRAYON THAT NEVER BEEN USED

Yatta: You're so dumb that you failed kindergarten!

you are a pinyata because YOUR A BIG BACK AND EAT 100 POUNDS OF CANDY

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Yatta:OH CRAP SHE ROASTED ME! Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Astro:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀�

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

Sprout is the chairbender💀

Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Yatta:HE'S RIGHT! Astro:My god... Sprout:SHUT UP! Cosmo:You're just jealous!