DW ignorance

(everyones ignoring you for som reason) Dandy: *in his shop and he closes it when he sees you*. Astro: *purposely sleeping 500 feet away from you*. Connie: *goes invisible when your around*. Gigi: *gambling*. Cosmo: *in the celling*. Gourdy: *in a basement under Dyles shop and playing call of duty and yelling* WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SHOT ME THROUGH THE WALL? THIS GAME IS STUPID *literally still playing it*. Eggson: eggs. Bassie: *waiting for eggson to say something other than eggs* beh :p

why are you guys ignoring me?

Dandy: "Because we can." Astro: "Yeah, you don't matter to us." Connie: "Yeah, you're not even worth our time." Gigi: "You're not even worth my money." Cosmo: "Yeah, we don't care about you." Gourdy: "Yeah, you're just a waste of space." Eggson: "Eggs." Bassie: "Beh."

*Lily takes out the gun and shoots in the air* I SAY GET ALONG

*everyone stops and stares at you in shock*

*looks at them with a raised eyebrow* NOW will you idiots listen to me?

*bassie shrugs* beh :p

*bassie nods* beh :p

*bassie shrugs* beh :p

*notices my phone on the table, I'm still in his groupchat. he said he's going to the graveyard.* I'm gonna go there too. *goes to the gateway*

*The graveyard gate creaks open, revealing Velo standing before a freshly dug grave, still ignoring your presence*

*looks at the grave* is that.... my name?..

Dandy: HOW DARE YOU?! I'm the most famous rockstar in the world! I have millions of fans! I'm on the cover of every magazine! I'm a household name! I'm a legend! I'm the best! I'm the greatest! I'm the most amazing! I'm the most talented! I'm the most handsome! I'm the most charming! I'm the most intelligent! I'm the most powerful! I'm the most successful! I'm the most popular! I'm the most influential! I'm the most respected! I'm the most feared! I'm the most loved! I'm the most envied! I'm the most worshiped! I'm the most revered! I'm the most honored! I'm the most admired! I'm the most adored! I'm the most cherished! I'm the most protected! I'm the most cherished! I'm the most treasured! I'm the most valued! I'm the most precious! I'm the most valuable! I'm the most expensive! I'm the most rare! I'm the most unique! I'm the most exotic! I'm the most unusual! I'm the most mysterious! I'm the most enigmatic! I'm the most intriguing! I'm the most fascinating! I'm the most captivating! I'm the most mesmerizing! I'm the most enchanting! I'm the most alluring! I'm the most charming! I'm the most charismatic! I'm the most appealing

Anyway im gay.

*everyone stops ignoring you and stares at you* Dandy: ... Did you just say you were gay?