dw hate au

cuphead: i not lol

shelly: you hit toddles! that's a serious crime!

glisten: OW! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

*gets the cake and gives it to toodles* happy birthday

*asrto grabs the cake and starts eating it* asrto: it's mine now!

toddles: y/n hits me! *fake cry* rodger: HOW DARE YOU glisten: abusing child is rude dandy: y/y/n WHY YOU DO THAT asrto: I HOPE YOU DIE vee: bad boy pebble: BARK! teagan: WHY YOU HIT MY CHILD shelly: YOU MONSTER!

Hey, I didn't even hit toodles I was in the pond fishing all day

glisten: I SAW YOU.

Gus: Gus is confused why do u guys think Gus hit toodles?

Glisten: you were the only one near him, so you must've done it!