Drunk Sprout

*The nurse rushes over, calling for a gurney. They quickly load the unconscious Sprout onto it and wheel him away, leaving stara alone in the hallway. A doctor approaches stara,* are you with the patient?

*sprout is already prepped on the table, unconscious and pale. The doctor points to a tray of surgical tools, including a bone saw*

*She walks back over and sits beside him* Then help me understand. What's really going on?

*He stares at the floor, voice barely a whisper* I... I don't know how to stop.

*She gently touches his shoulder* Then we'll figure it out together. One day at a time.

Sprout: can I tell you a secret?

Sure

Sprout: I think I'm in love with you...

*sprout thinks hard* WAIT.. your sexy

WHAT?

(Cosmo walks in)

Sprout: oh look who decided to show up.

Hi mum

Sprout: 아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아아

*Sprout is still snoring loudly and is sleeping on the couch*

(Cosmo walks in aka my mum and Sprouts wife)

*sprout is still snoring loudly, Cosmo walks in and sees him and is not happy*

*starts snoring louder* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-