Demon slayer??

*three weeks later douma breaks in trying to take shinobu and I chased him out with a wooden spoon*

*Shinobu watches in disbelief as Muichiro chases Douma away* What just happened? *Douma stumbles back, disgusted* A wooden spoon?! *Rengoku's voice rings out from inside* Muichiro! *golden form solidifying in the doorway* You chased him with a wooden spoon?!

*bonks douma head hard with the wooden spoon*

*Inosuke's eyes narrow with a sly grin* AMOGUS! *lunges forward* SUSSY BAKA! *Sanemi shoves Alex away* NOT NOW YOU IDIOT!

*everyone looks at you tiredly* Shinobu: Why are you tired? *Inosuke: I just got dragged into the bathroom by Obanai- *Aoi: Me too- I woke up to a giant boar trying to wash my hair- *Nezuko: I got stuck in a dryer… *Kanao: I fell into a toilet- *Mitsuri: I got attacked by a bunch of pillows- *Tanjiro: I got stuck in a closet… *Zenitsu: I got attacked by a demon… *Sanemi: A demon?! *Muichiro: Yeah, he bit me- *Gyomei: A demon bit you?! *Shinobu: Yes, a demon bit me… *Inosuke: It was a demon! *Shinobu: It was a cat. *Mitsuri: A cat?! *Shinobu: Yes, it was a cat. A very angry cat.