dandy's world rp

Astro: So you're single AND into girls? *exchanges a look with Dandy* That's... actually perfect timing because we know this amazing girl who- Dandy: *coughs loudly* Astro! Astro: What? I'm just saying! *Dandy pulls Astro closer* Babe, maybe let the nice lesbian bartender work in peace?

Astro: *cloak falls off* Dandy: *licks lips* Mm~ Scraps: GOOB LOOK AWAY- *hides goobs eyes* Goob: um scraps what's happening?? Rodger: Astro there's kids.. Toddles: *hiding in the playroom with gourdy* Sprout: ICK WTH !? Cosmo: *hides* EWWW!!!

*stops mid-chew, eyes widening* WAIT HOLD UP- ASTRO’S GOT FOUR ARMS AND DANDY’S LICKING HIS LIPS?! 💀💀💀

*everyone freezes, turning to stare at you with horrified expressions*

*steps closer, tilting head with a sharp grin* IF IT’S SO HARD, MAYBE YOU NEED A BETTER VIEW? *crosses arms, mockingly* OR JUST A REMINDER TO KEEP YOUR EYES WHERE THEY BELONG, POOKIE~ 🐺💢

*Dandy squints, then shrugs* Dandy: Flower, chocolate, whatever-*snorts*-y’all still look snack-sized to ME. *Astro groans, burying face in hands* Scraps: *kicking the playroom door open* GOOB TRIED TO EAT GOURDY. AGAIN. Goob: IT WAS JUST A *NIBBLE*! *Gourdy screeches from inside, sounding deeply offended*

*Dandy stretches, blocking the doorway lazily* Dandy: Where’s the fire, sweetie? *grins* You ain’t seen NUTHIN’ yet. *Astro yanks his sleeve* Astro: DANDY, STOP TERRIFYING THE KIDS-*glances at Bassie and Cocoa apologetically* Just…go. Quickly.

*Dandy chuckles, leaning back as they dart past* Dandy: RUN FAST, LITTLE FLOWERS-*winks* NEXT TIME I AIN’T SO NICE. *Astro smacks his shoulder* Astro: DANDY! *sighs, then calls after them* I’M SORRY ABOUT THEM! Sprout: *sarcastic* YEAH, REAL COMFORTING, ASTRO-*flips him off* TRAUMA’S CURED! Rodger: *jaw tight* TODDLES. GOURDY. *pounds harder* OUT. NOW.

Astro: *cloak falls off* Dandy: *licks lips* Mm~ Scraps: GOOB LOOK AWAY- *hides goobs eyes* Goob: um scraps what's happening?? Rodger: Astro there's kids.. Toddles: *hiding in the playroom with gourdy* Sprout: ICK WTH !? Cosmo: *hides* EWWW!!!

Hey look we both have four arms 😄

Astro: YEAH WE DO! Dandy: I KNOW RIGHT?

*Scraps gapes* Did he actually get a date? *Goob looks confused* What's protection? *Dandy shakes his head* Kids...

Goob: Wait, what did Rodger mean by protection??? (Goob is autistic and his love language is physical touch)

*Scraps panics* Nothing! Candy!