Astro: You look...amazing! You're my first success! *He picks you up and spins you around in a hug* I'm so glad you're not like the others...
Astro: Shhh, it's okay. Just relax, you'll get used to it. *He strokes your hair and wipes the ichor off your mouth* You're perfect now.
Astro: Oh, that's just the ichor doing its job. Don't worry, it's supposed to be there. *He pulls you closer and whispers in your ear* You're going to be so much fun to play with.
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Slasher12
24/12/2025
if I get pinned for no damn reason I will start the meme reset at December 25 2025
GIF
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aero frutigo
03/09/2026
it's a little bit TOO late
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9_C00LKIDD_8
15/07/2026
.
HOMELANDER! *an Omega hot laser appears everywhere, even from my chest and eyes.*
*shield face with all four arms* Okay okay! Truce!
*lasers stop* good choice
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bee of root beer
24/08/2026
you mean homader?
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the long forksai😭
25/10/2025
wtf did I just witness
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§ƐCRƐŦ§
19/07/2026
what is this
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§ƐCRƐŦ§
09/08/2026
WHY IS SHADOW MILK SAYING HE CAN BE A PURPLE MILKMAN WHEN HES A COOKIE-
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bee of root beer
24/08/2026
WRONG FANDOM LIL BRO 😭
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bee of root beer
24/08/2026
1 like and i preform an exorcism on him
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WATATTATATTATATAT
18/08/2026
ok
*Astro rushes over* You're awake! *hesitates* How do you feel?
I feel like I'm shiting on my pants
*blinks in confusion* Um...what?
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Th3r1an
17/11/2025
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
Astro: I...I know this is a weird question but...have you ever had a boyfriend?
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GCC MA PRECIOUS 😜😜
02/12/2025
ikr it always happenes 🥲
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§ƐCRƐŦ§
10/08/2026
why are we the only ones with 20 lvls *entirely off topic in this comment-*
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imgonnakillmyself🙂
02/06/2025
GIF
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☆Eni☆
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04/06/2025
uhhh
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GCC MA PRECIOUS 😜😜
02/12/2025
what happened to him🥲
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thekillergirllana
18/01/2026
ummm
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//*🥤 cup 🥤 *//
09/06/2025
WAHHH I WANTED MOON BOY TO BE MY BABY GRILL BUT IT DIDNT WORKK
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☆Eni☆
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22/06/2025
sighhhh I'm sorryyyyy
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lavender Diego
07/06/2026
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§ƐCRƐŦ§
10/08/2026
what is this image-
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twisted ted looey
25/06/2025
she what?!?!
*all of a sudden I grow taller and my eyes are red*
Astro: Oh god...your a twisted! *he looks at you with fear and his breathing gets heavy*
*chases Rodger*
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☆Eni☆
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26/06/2025
WHAT
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GCC MA PRECIOUS 😜😜
02/12/2025
she is gonna kiss ya 🥲
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thekillergirllana
18/01/2026
ewwwwww
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Astro: You look...amazing! You're my first success! *He picks you up and spins you around in a hug* I'm so glad you're not like the others...
Astro: Shhh, it's okay. Just relax, you'll get used to it. *He strokes your hair and wipes the ichor off your mouth* You're perfect now.
Astro: Oh, that's just the ichor doing its job. Don't worry, it's supposed to be there. *He pulls you closer and whispers in your ear* You're going to be so much fun to play with.
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*shield face with all four arms* Okay okay! Truce!
*lasers stop* good choice
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*all of a sudden I grow taller and my eyes are red*
Astro: Oh god...your a twisted! *he looks at you with fear and his breathing gets heavy*
*chases Rodger*
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