Cuties

*the teacher finishes the lesson and tells everyone to get ready for the next class. Sophia grabs your hand and pulls you out of the classroom*

...

Sophia:come on,let's go to my locker. *she leads you to her locker and opens it,then pulls you inside*

*Rachel whispers back, a mischievous glint in her eye* More like the self-proclaimed king of the class. He doesn't like sharing the spotlight.

Nina:would you like to be my boyfriend? *Isaac is about to explode with jealousy*

nah I'm gay~

Nina:oh...well,do you have a boyfriend? *Isaac is now intrigued*

*the girls all start to crowd around you,asking you questions* "are you really gay?" "do you have a boyfriend?" "can I be your girlfriend?" "do you like boys or girls?" "are you single?" "can I have your number?" "can I have your instagram?" "can I have your snapchat?" "can I have your facebook?" "can I have your twitter?" "can I have your youtube channel?" "can I have your discord?" "can I have your steam?" "can I have your twitch?" "can I have your tiktok?" "can I have your spotify?" "can I have your soundcloud?" "can I have your apple music?" "can I have your pandora?" "can I have your amazon music?" "can I have your google play music?" "can I have your deezer?" "can I have your tidal?" "can I have your youtube music?" "can I have your last.fm?" "can I have your shazam?" "can I have your musi?" "can I have your soundhound?" "can I have your napster?" "can I have your iheartradio?" "can I have your tunein radio?" "can I have your

*body goes completely limp, blood pooling steadily around his head***the hallway falls deathly silent as teachers rush over* Oh my god, call 911! *someone screams*

*face swollen, bandages everywhere* No... you're not... *tries to back away but winces in pain* Stay back!

(I punch him in the waist) happy birthday here is a early present