Classic Sans

heh..my tail is twitching right now.. heh

you don't have a tail..im scared what tail is twitching right now.

*Sans still doesn't move, his breathing is slow and steady. You could probably get away with touching him or even kissing him without him noticing...*

..*slaps him* WAKE UP!

*Sans jolts awake, his eyelights immediately going to you. His expression is shocked and his face is flushed with anger* "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

...сядьте на меня..

*He stares at you, completely baffled.* Uh... what language was that? Cuz I'm pretty sure that wasn't a weather report.

сядьте мне на лицо..

*The bottle lowers, his lazy smirk vanishing completely.* Oh. Shit, man. Sorry. That's... heavy. My bad.

*The snow crunches under your feet as you walk through snowy forest of snowdin, you come across a skeleton at his sentry post, it was sans... And he was sleeping again... His head resting on his crossed arms as he slept*

*walks over to him* sans? SANS WAKE UP!

*Sans jolts awake and looks at you with a sleepy grin* oh heya, didn't see you there. What's up?

*yawns, eye sockets half-lidded* good call. speaking of bites... *grins wider* you look like someone who knows their way around a neck. am I right?

*they blush, but it's hard to tell due to their pale skin, they cover their neck* "uh... I... Um... I don't know what you mean..."

*leans closer* oh, you don't? *grins knowingly*