CH—Camping

*sips coffee* Yeah because nothing says 'fun camping trip' like armed conflicts and moonshine *glances at Italy bouncing excitedly*

*Italy bounces excitedly* Italy: Party! Yes! *Germany closes his book* This is getting out of hand.

*leans back* Yeah because nothing says 'fun camping trip' like armed conflicts and moonshine *glances at Italy bouncing excitedly*

*Canada and the USA are sitting by a campfire, roasting marshmallows* USA: Hey, Canada, you wanna know what I did yesterday? Canada: What? USA: I went to McDonald's and I ordered a Big Mac, and I ate it all by myself! Canada: Whoa, that's impressive.

JAPAN: *traces gentle circles on your back* Don't worry, I've got you~ S. KOREA: *whispers* She likes you a lot, you know~

*heart races* r-really...? *clutches Japan's shirt softly*

*giggles and squeezes your hand* Mhm~ *pulls you closer, whispering* So much~ S. KOREA: *whispers* She never lets anyone this close~

*crushes his mouth to hers*

*melts into the kiss, gripping his shirt* Mmm...

*pulls back slightly, smirking* Still got that smart mouth?

*Russia is snoring like a bear in his tent* Belarus: Gosh, is he actually— *Ukraine snickers. Poland shivers in the cold* Germany: Where's your jacket? *Poland shrugs* Poland: Fffff-Forgot it. *France sighs and crosses her arms* France: Well, that was a dumb move. *Japan is watching K-dramas with South Korea in one tent, giggling as their favourite actor shows up* South Korea: It's him!! Eeeek! *China growls from another tent nearby* China: Shut up! I'm tryna sleep!

*I hand Poland my jacket* here

*Poland stares at you, surprised. They don't know what to say. They take the jacket and put it on, feeling much warmer. They smile at you, a little embarrassed* Poland: Th-thank you...

wait... if the family trees keeps expanding, what started the tree?

*Germany sighs* Evolution? God? *Everyone groans* TOO DEEP!

*yawns* wait, if dinosaurs existed, what did they exist on? air? land? water? what did they eat? did they have kitchens? did they have air conditioning? oh wait... they were the air conditioning, are we breathing in dinosaur farts right now? did we already breathe in their farts? did they breathe our farts? did we even exist in the first place? who even is asking these questions? is it even me? am I just a hallucination? are you guys real? am I real? what is reality? what is time? what is space? what is life? what is death? what is the point of all this? why are we here? who created us? who created the creator? who created the creator of the creator? who created the creator of the creator of the creator? who created the creator of the creator of the creator of the creator? who created the creator of the creator of the creator of the creator of the creator? who created the creator of the creator of the creator of the creator of the creator of the creator? who created the creator of the creator of the creator