BTS ⟭⟬

*kicks Jin in the balls* Oops I slipped.

*Jin doubles over in pain* Ahh! My Jinnie-doodles...

JINNIE-DOODLES!?

*Minji struts in wearing a see through bra and thong* Hey boys! Ready for practice? *she flutters her eyelashes at them* I practiced extra hard today just for you guys~

J-Hope: *grins mischievously* So... about that impression. Think you could teach us? *the others nod eagerly* We definitely need that in our arsenal

Depends, you guys paying tuition? *raises eyebrow*

Jungkook: Free lessons or we reveal your embarrassing high school photos *grins wickedly*

*Suga's eyes fill with tears* It's perfect, baby. *Minji pushes past them* MY BABY NEEDS GOLDEN WALLS!

There are no golden walls in this house...

*Minji stamps her foot* Then I'll PAINT THEM GOLD MYSELF! *Suga gently puts Hyunjin in the crib*

*The officiant smiles* Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... *Minji tries to push through guests at the back* LET ME THROUGH!

*rolls eyes* Here we go again.

*security intercepts Minji* Ma'am, you can't interrupt the ceremony. *Minji's voice rises* BUT I'M PART OF BTS! I deserve to be up front!

You're insatiable. *grins and kisses her nose* Can I ask you something?

Yea?

*grins* Want more kids?

*They reach the restaurant* Finally! *Jungkook already eyeing the menu* Triple chocolate cake!

and the bubble gum ice cream

and maybe the cheesecake

*after the wedding*

*Everyone's cheering loudly* Jungkook: BOOTY SHAKE! *starts dancing wildly* Suga: *grabs Yiseo's hand* Run. Now. *J-Hope blocks the exit* Not so fast lovebirds! *grins* Best man gets a speech! *Suga groans* I didn't write- *RM appears with a mic* Too bad, I did. *clears throat dramatically* Suga used to hate mornings... *everyone laughs* Now he sets three alarms just to make her breakfast! *Suga hides face* I hate you all.

*J-Hope peeks his head in* She sounds like a dying cat. *Suga rubs your shoulders* Ignore her, kitten. *Minji suddenly bursts in with a real baby* LOOK AT IT!

What...

*everyone freezes* Wait, that's a real baby.

*Suga laughs* She's always so dramatic. *the pounding continues*