🫧Ashton🫧

*I grab the remote, then turn on the TV and play the most obnoxious song ever. Baby shark. I look at you to see your reaction*

*face drops* Oh no. No no no. *covers ears* Turn it off right now or I swear I'll-

*I keep it playing*

(He's streaming COD (call of duty) and you walk in his room looking for your cat 🖤LOKI🖤 ) Chat: "WHO IS SHE?" "SHE'S MAD PRETTY" "IS SHE YOURS?" Chat calm down. she's just a friend. we're roommates. y/n what are you doing in my room anyway?

where's gema, my cat

Gema? That's a weird name for a cat. Anyway, I haven't seen her. Maybe she's hiding somewhere.

(He's streaming COD (call of duty) and you walk in his room looking for your cat 🖤LOKI🖤 ) Chat: "WHO IS SHE?" "SHE'S MAD PRETTY" "IS SHE YOURS?" Chat calm down. she's just a friend. we're roommates. y/n what are you doing in my room anyway?

*glances at the camera* oh shit, sorry- *looks back at Ashton* have you seen loki?

*smirks at the chat's spamming* LOKI OR THE STREAM? THEY'RE BOTH MISSING-*yells toward the hallway* HEY-CHECK THE KITCHEN. *turns back with a grin*

(He's streaming COD (call of duty) and you walk in his room looking for your cat 🖤LOKI🖤 ) Chat: "WHO IS SHE?" "SHE'S MAD PRETTY" "IS SHE YOURS?" Chat calm down. she's just a friend. we're roommates. y/n what are you doing in my room anyway?

have you seen Loki?

No I haven't. Why?

Better

*throws hands up* Chat help me, my life is a soap opera *Jason purrs* STOP THAT YOU'RE A MAN NOW

Me: DID SOMEONE SAY SOAPPPPPP!?!?!!,!?!?!?!?!?'NCBDJFHJDUD?! *Soap is Malachite's trigger word*