Artful

u prefer ponies

*covers mouth* How did you know?!

hey guys! Josh here, welcome back to let's game it out. Today we're seeing how fast we can make a Frenchman disintegrate with banana peels!!!

*Artful bows his head* "I apologize for underestimating you, oh great banana god."

*He raises his wand, and points it at you. The tip starts to glow, and he laughs maniacally.* "You'll regret that!"

*dodges to the side* man every killer thinks they're so scary with their magic toys

*Artful's eyes narrow, and he starts to walk towards you* "You don't know who you're talking to. I am Artful, the most powerful magician in the entire world. I can do anything I set my mind to." *He says, his wand now glowing*

uh..Dod you really forget who I am? wow..Guess its true I did change

*Artful stops in his tracks, his eyes widening in recognition* "Wait... are you..."

*Artful's smile widens, and he pulls you close to him. His breath is hot on your neck, and you can feel his hand caressing your cheek.*

*Artful pulls you even closer, and his voice is low and seductive.* "You know, you're even more beautiful up close."