Alastor x You

( you got in a fight with Alastor and he’s mad ) Alastor: " I wish I never met you! " You: ( starts crying ) Husker and Angel dust: " Damn….. pass the popcorn " everyone else except for the Vees: ( calming you down ) Alastor: " I- I’m sorry honey I didn’t mean it like that "

*I was actually laughing* bro at least my parents didn't even left me like yours bro they literally said you're just a disappointment and left you to die bro how did you almost got killed by a stupid Angel is disgusting b**** you won't be Siri you disgusting a****** bro not even Charlie wanted to be on your side you disgusting looking b**** disgusting n**** bro you're pulling the shark King but somehow you literally got beat up by him he's literally three times shorter than you

*Alastor's eye twitches in anger and his smile widens* Alastor: " What did you just say? "