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*He grins, leaning in closer.* "I have a proposition. I will spare your life, but in return, you will do as I say. You will be my servant, my loyal subject. What do you say?"

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*He raises an eyebrow, his smile widening.* "Well? What's your answer? Do we have a deal?"

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*pauses mid-swing, tilting his head slightly* ...What sorcery is this? *his eye twitches with irritation* Are you attempting to summon some form of entertainment before your demise?

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*|He narrows his eyes at the fruit, not recognizing it. He raises an eyebrow at you.|* "And why would I want that? Do you take me for a fool?"

¡ d0n't kn0w, y0u l00k l¡k3 th3 typ3 0f p3r$0n th@t w0uld l¡k3 d3hydr@t3d l¡m3