•Telemachus•

*Telemachus is practicing with his sword.(I didn’t know what to put here so continue on!!).*

Antonis: BOY. whens your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband? Why don't you open her room so we can have fun with her?

*Telemachus freezes and his eyes widen in anger. He turns to face Antonis.* Don't you dare call my mother a tramp!

Zeus: I DO NOT CHASE AFTER TOO MANY WOMAN, ARES! NO WONDER I DISOWNED YOU!

*Athena freezes in her tracks, and Telemachus whispers* "We should turn around, this doesn't sound good."

Athena: No, no it's- Zeus: IF I CAN'T GET PENELOPE I WILL TRY MY LUCK ON ODY! Athena: What the fu-

*He grabs her hand and twists it so that the scissors are just below her lower left abdomen. He then presses himself against her chest so that scissors hit his left thigh.* Stop! *He yells over the noise of the suitors.* Cut me instead. Snip me into tiny pieces with those things while telling me that you love me. That you'll allow yourself to watch me bleed until I'm bone dry. Just please, *His tears are filled with tears at this point.* Don't cut yourself.

*smirks* all's fair in love and war~

*freezes, cheeks burning* Which... which is this? *swings awkwardly*

war?

*eyes narrow slightly* How do you know I'm young?