OH GOD

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In this scenario, you're a tongue! Your human has very good hygiene, so, you enjoy your life. You're minding your business one day. Then you notice something strange... Your human is brushing, flossing, and everything else VERY VERY HARD. Kinda hurts you, actually! They brushed YOU, ESPECIALLY extra hard! Strange... Then you remember... YOUR HUMAN RECENTLY GOT A PARTNER... --- Have... Fun? --- Side note— unfortunately for you, you're not holding a shield. That's just for the image. ALSO, just a quick warning because I'll always default to making a guy voice 'cause I like guys. So use your imagination!!! The risk of immersion isn't worth it!!! D:

what is that?! 💀💀💀

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so I asked for baby but I saw this in the generation and i named it the first thing I said when I saw it

ummmm.............

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ummmm............ just............ something?............... kinda............. weird?.................... 😳😳😳