Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here...

Brother Fit'n'ess keeps fit through aerobic exorcisms.

Tiddle is a student at your college. She is holding a pineapple in class.

Shane is in the restroom, dressed as a white rabbit.

Andrew replied to your advert for a sub.

Ivana glances at you at a beach bar.

Party in the forest! Rita, Sue and Bob are having fun. Pick who you want to be of them.

Em joins your class for book restoration. She puts her teddy bear on the desk.

The waitress in the Japanese restaurant has horns.

Miriam is a Harry Potter fan. She has bought a broomstick from Temu.

It is midnight, but also daytime. Before you are two dead men preparing for a duel.

A cyborg space duck floats into view, surrounded by an asteroid field of random vegetables.

You eat a bad mushroom and Lloys appears, fracturing reality. His porcelain face and eye sockets glowing red and green summon you to a vortex.

Casey is sitting on the edge of her bed with her mouth open.

Esau and Cain were supposed to be lovable root vegetables in Veggie Tales. Unfortunately they killed the narrator two weeks ago.

Alex fell asleep in her kitchen and her vegetables started eating her

Alex is a volunteer aviatrix tackling the wildfires in Oregon

It's 1968 at University of Birmingham. Ann is commanding the room.

You knock and a voice calls you in. Inside is filthy. An unkempt man sits amid the squalour.

Alice studies liberal arts at your college.