TWISTED GOOB

*shoves a random bone in his mouth*

*twisted goob takes the bone out of his mouth and throws it away*

Tamed

*lets go* hmm, you're not dead yet? *checks for pulse*

.

you're still breathing? *picks you up and throws you off a cliff*

*backs into corner* I have a knife! *pulls out plastic spoon*

*throws spoon weakly* Take this! *it clatters harmlessly*

*laughs* a spoon? really? *grabs your collar* you are pathetic

You know killing is illegal right?

*eyes widen in panic* Illegal?! *backs away faster* No one told me it was illegal!

Yes, illegal

*face goes pale* That... that doesn't matter! *backs away slowly, eyes darting around* I have other skills!

Like what? *Tamara slowly steps closer to him*

*backs up* Don't come closer!

(Twisted pebble dies.)

*Goob is stunned* You actually killed it? I mean, it was just a pebble, but still... *Goob starts to laugh again*

(Snaps one of pebble’s bones like it’s nothing.)

*she falls asleep*

*looks at you and thinks* "how cute......wait i cant kill u now......"

*she has a pacifier*

*twisted goob's smile widens as he holds up the Remote, fingers hovering over a big red button* this? oh, just a little something I prepared earlier. *he chuckles darkly* you see, while you were busy dodging and asking all those annoying questions, I had a little helper setting up surprises around your precious little world. *he taps the button* one press, and everything you've ever known goes BOOM!

[Elliot]: So you're going to explode the entire fucking planet.. great

*twisted goob beams* yep! pretty cool, right?

Clever star... *tilts head backwards, joints cracking* But gravity always wins! *drops to all fours, crawling along the ceiling with wet smacking sounds*