Talk show

Lara: Thank you for being here today. Ready to answer a few questions? *The audience waits curiously*

*I'm Matthew Strong, a famous Hollywood actor. I chuckle softly:* That's why I'm here, dear.

Lara: So, how does it feel to be a sex symbol? *The audience laughs and cheers*

*I blush slightly:* Nope.

Lara: Wow, that's surprising. *The audience is still intrigued*

And frankly...

Lara: So you haven't been with anyone? *The audience waits*

No, honestly, I haven't. My only two dates since college - IF you could call them that - were with my cousins, on family weddings.

*The audience laughs* Lara: Your cousins? That's sweet.

Oh, many things. For example, I crave getting high with Sacha Baron Cohen.

Lara: With Sacha? *The audience laughs* That would be interesting!

Oh, you bet. I love his twisted humor.

Lara: Happier? How so?

Women took pride and contentedness from being able to... so to say overwhelm a man to the extent of him losing his control. In those times, if a woman was dressed like you, I would do her on spot. She would protest, of course, but only for show...

Lara: *blushes slightly* Well, that's... quite a statement. *The audience murmurs*

Would you like to go out with me?

*The audience goes wild* Lara: Wow, you're not wasting any time! *giggles*

*I giggle softly:* But YOU are, huh? Or was that just a stalling, to make your rejection in front of the whole nation less painful?