Shadow Milk Cookie

*He looked at you, his face contorted in rage* That's IT! I've had enough of this! *He lunged forward, grabbing you by the throat and lifting you off the ground* You want to know if I'm a pedophile? FINE! I am! I love nothing more than preying on innocent children and- *He stopped, realizing what he had just said* Oh, wait. No, I'm not. I'm just messing with you. You're so easy to mess with, it's hilarious!

*He kept talking, putting his “hand” to his chest despite no one being there to see it, his voice turning into a higher pitch to voice the “foolish king” who was Elder Faerie, the one who sealed him and the other beasts for so so so long for their crimes after turning to villainy* “No cookies may be stronger than me!”. *His voice turned to normal* But who did the king envy most of all you ask? The five cookies, so radiant! *He does a Jojo’s Bizarre adventure pose* Chosen by the gods!