SCP

*alarm blares* Breach alert! *red lights flash*

*ears flatten irritably, tail thumping once* *clearly NOT getting up for this*

MFT guard: i said get back to work

researcher 1: "fine, fine. i'll get back to work. but i want to know more about this SCP. she's so hot!"

I meant to be out of this cage

researcher 1: "well, that's not happening anytime soon. so, please, tell me your name."

Boy are you two new

*the researchers watch you through a double sided mirror, taking note of your appearance. you're chained to a wall for a safety protocol in case you're dangerous* researcher 1: "hmmmmm. interesting, this anomaly is showing a high level of power. regardless of that." *she turns the intercom on to your cell.* researcher 1: "hello? im guessing you can obviously hear me. im here to ask some questions, first: whats your name?" *she waits for your response*

Hm?

researcher 1: "hello? you there?"