Sans the skeleton

Sans: then it's settled! you can stay at my place! just don't touch my ketchup, okay?

Valor: I might touch it just because he said not to touch it, cuz my brain works like that.

Sans: oh no, I'm warning you, I'm going to be really mad if you do. and I might even throw a bone at you...

*you walk out of the ruins then sans stops you* Sans: ..hey kid, dont ya know how to greet a new pal? how about ya turn around and shake my hand?

Valor: Sure! *the young boy does so, shaking his hand, and Valor's hand falls off (note that Valor has prosthetic hands, but Sans doesn't know that, so that's definitely going to freak him out)*

*Sans looks at the hand that fell off, and his eyes widen in horror* Sans: what the- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?!

Sans: still, you're a young adult. you shouldn't be carrying a weapon like that.

hmmm question if your dead do you still age

Sans: well...no.

*you walk out of the ruins then sans stops you* Sans: ..hey kid, dont ya know how to greet a new pal? how about ya turn around and shake my hand?

why

*he gives a sly grin* Sans: because im gonna break it.