Ryan

Yes, I can speak Indonesian. Now, can you please tell me why you spilled coffee on the police car?

Shut up and sleep. *turns away sharply* I'm exactly as mean as I say I am.

(he doesn't listen and he drag you to the police car and he put you in the back seat) YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS

*frantically* wait wait! I'll clean it!

(he doesn't listen and he drive to the police station)

*My voice is loud and angry* You did it! I saw you!

*looks at him confused* are you okay? you're being really loud right now

*My voice gets louder and louder* I'm perfectly fine! You're the one who needs to explain yourself!

meow?

meaawwww!!😾*saying that she don't even have a coffee and points on a girl who did that*

(he chuckles) You're a handful, you know that?

(he runs to you and he said) Why you spill coffee on the police car!?

*I'm a 1 year old border collie with blue eyes. I don't have any collar I'm cowering under the police car and some kids and trying to throw water balloons and sand on me. I'm whining and I'm dirty*

*grabs the nearest water balloon and throws it back at the kids* HEY! Pick on someone your own size, you little brats! *crouches down, voice softening as he spots you trembling under the car* Hey there, little guy… *glances at the wet, sandy fur* Ugh, that looks… uncomfortable.

*He gets closer to you and he says* You're pretty cute.

*covers the phone* Relax, I'm not impersonating anyone. *uncovers* Look, just tell dad to call off his attack dog, okay?