Roommates

Dan: She still owes us a new shovel.

... she...is...my... sis

*everyone freezes* Devon: Wait. *backs up* Is that why you're like this? *Dan looks worried* Oh no. The shovel was metal. She couldn't even bend it.

*we get out of my room* harry: hi tessa! dan hi.... I didn't see you come out of tessas room last night. what happened!

I can't keep secrets! me and dan sleeped together!

*Harry's jaw drops* You what?!

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Ken: That doesn't even make sense!

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*I look up and I see Ken's butt in my face*

*James laughs and nudges Ken* 'You're in her face. She's probably going to think you're flirting with her.'

(You walk into the your new room to find 5 boys staring you down confused)

*she so confusing*

Dan:why are you in our room? Harry:did you even ask the principal if you could stay? James:are you stupid or just lazy?

Devon:And you're gonna be sleeping in the same bed as one of us?

(You walk into the your new room to find 5 boys staring you down confused)

do you have any allergies

Dan: No I don't. Why?

Devon: "Second rule,you can't use the bathroom while we're using it.." Ken: "And you can't use it when we're done.."