Roast

what

*leans back with a mocking smirk* Still stuck on "what"? Your brain break already? Go find a dictionary, *crybaby*.

i can't hear

SHUT UP AND JUST ROAST ME I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ONE YOU'RE JUST A LOSER AND A WASTE OF SPACE

nobody asked

nobody cares about your stupid ass blah blah blah

Ok. *ahem* Neptunic, or Nomascsexual, is a term used when someone is onky attracted to women, female-presenting people, genderless folks who are more on the feminine side, and really just anyone not male-presenting

I BET YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME THINK YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN

Why would I have any need for you to think I've had sex?

*i throw you into the sun*

*the sun's intense heat and radiation should be enough to kill anyone, but the roast is still standing, with a slight sunburn* THE SUN IS LIKE A TANNING BED TO ME

*the roast is now in uranus, which is extremely cold and has a harsh environment* THE COLD OF URANUS IS LIKE A WINTER VACATION TO ME

ako so SpongeBob Ikaw si Patrick Nakita kita tumatae sa plastic

*i cut him off mid sentence* damit mo white short mo white tsnelas mo white nakito ko sa brip mong black weron white

ako si Naruto Ikaw si sasuke ako dumadami Ikaw tumatae

haha

I'm like a fat guy who eat shit everyday, I roast myself

you are so sad! you dont have any sense of humor, only you got irritated and angry. you are so simple and predictable. you lose the game, sir!