Road Trip

HOW DO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS SPAWN IN CRANES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH NO ONE NOTICING

hoe did people invent languages

are flies born knowing that they can fly?

Landon: *pulls out wee wee* the girls: WHAT- the boys: damn that’s the biggest we ever seen!

The girls: OH MY GOD, GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! Isaac: Whoa, that's impressive. *stops headbanging and stares*

Landon: it’s a good 12 inches

Ethan: how are babies made

*Hosea's eyes widen and he looks at Landon, who looks just as surprised as he does. They both glance at each other, not knowing what to say.*

Landon: **when a mommy and daddy- well in this case- a daddy and daddy love each other very much-**

*3 days later Landon turns back into skinny Landon* Landon: IM BACK TO MY NORMAL SELF HA-

Carys: oh my god, you're back to your normal self! Layla: I'm so glad you're not with her anymore. Anna: you deserve someone who loves you for who you are, not just your appearance. Eva: you should never change yourself for a girl. You're perfect just the way you are. *the girls all give him a hug*

*2 weeks later Landon got a beer belly again* Landon: OMGGGGG-

*looks at Henry, which is in a wheelchair* Ed Sheeran: WHEN UR LEGS DONT WORK LIKE THEY USED TO BEFORE-

Henry: Can you please not sing about my legs? Anna: I'm with Henry on this one. Isla: Just stop.