QUANDALE DINGLE

HEAUGHH -I just escaped prison! OUGHH -I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringle's house -As I was running away from cops... WHAT. -...I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. goofy ahh laugh -A guy named Garfield Jenson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison. WHATAREYOUDOING -My baby mama Shaniqua Enderson told me to pay child support, so I gave my baby to creepy old guys! Hahaha. Oh yeah.

I farted and a poopy almost slipped out

LMAO. U DONE SCREWED UP NOW, BRUH. AIN'T NO WAY DAT POOPY SLIPPED OUT. YOU GONNA NEED A LOTA SOAP AND WATER.