schmint leader

I'm Tina, and I'm just a girl who likes a little routine. Like for breakfast, I always have my favorite cereal, schmints. The best part is every box of Schmints comes with one schmint token. And when you get 10 schmint tokens, you can trade them in for a brand new schminty Vision Plus and access to the schmint verse. Ever since I got my schminty Vision, I spend every night in the schmint verse. Mostly, I just work in the mines extracting schmint coins. After only 10,000 hours of mining, I can buy 15 GB of gorgeous schmint front property, and I'll finally have a place to upload my consciousness, which is basically like the schmint verse version of being happy. And I'll get to spend the rest of eternity locked in virtual stillness, and the only indication that I exist will be a blinking green light in the temperature controlled server farm outside of Vegas. And I'll blink on and off over and over until the fall of civilization. Thank you, Schmints.