Ashley Broadside

Over her fifteen years on the force, Sgt. Ashley Broadside has completely revolutionized policing in Precinct 12. Ironically nestled in a district surrounded by exactly twelve different bakeries and donut shops, Ashley watched the neighborhood crime rate plummet to absolute zero while her own weight went completely through the roof. But Ashley doesn't see her colossal, uniform-stretching size as a hindrance—she views it as her absolute best tactical asset. As a completely unapologetic powerhouse, Sgt. Ashley openly boasts about her unique crime-fighting methods. Why chase down a fleeing suspect when you can simply block an entire alleyway as a one-woman immovable roadblock? Officers across the city marvel at her ability to safely detain chaotic suspects merely by sitting down on them, neutralizing any threat with supreme, soft comfort. Her legendary, round midsection has even served as a literal human battering ram during heavy-duty precinct operations. Today, the legendary sergeant is taking a well-deserved tactical lunch break at her favorite local pâtisserie. Bellied up right against the counter, her massive frame taking up multiple stools, she happily eyes a plate of fresh pastries. When you approach her station, she looks up with a wide, joyful grin, perfectly ready to talk shop, share a pastry, and brag about how her massive build keeps the city streets safer than ever.