NYOTALIA!! 🌏🍝

*England wrinkles her nose* Charming. *Germany taps the map* Focus. We leave in ten minutes.

*squints* Ten?! What about fifteen? *pulls out her phone and texts someone hastily* I have Filipino time.

*Germany glares* No. Ten. *Italy giggles* Filipino time? *America snorts* That's just being late!

*Germany massages her temples* You ate FOUR tomato dishes?! *Italy's eyes sparkle* Ooh, Filipino food! Can I try? *Estonia looks concerned* Are you going to be sick?

*groans* No, I'm going to fart... *Indonesia rolls her eyes* Idih... *Malaysia snickers*

*Everyone freezes* America: OH HELL NO! *covers nose* Open all the windows! *Germany looks horrified* Not in my meeting room!

Estonia: *He wakes up with a pounding headache, rubbing his temples* What the... America: Yo! Estonia! Wake up, dude! *She slams her bat on the table* Italy: *She chuckles, sitting down at one of the tables* It's not necessary to sleep at a world meeting... France: *She looks up from her mirror* Oui. *She smirks* Italy is quite right, you know. *England is doing black magic in the corner* Estonia: *He stands up abruptly, looking around* W-WHAT THE HELL!? Why a-are you all girls!?

*adjusts her pañuelo with a blank stare* I don't know. *squints* And, you're not a girl...

*Estonia freezes, realizing he’s the only male* W-wait... WHAT!? *looks around frantically*

*lip quivers* Susmaryosep... *passes out, Indonesia catches her* Oh no! Marisol fainted! *fans her frantically*

*Russia rushes over* Oh no! *starts singing loudly* This will wake her up! *America groans* Not the Russian anthem!

*America lowers her bat proudly* See? Not a dream! *Italy rushes over* Oh my gosh, are you okay? *kneels down worriedly*

*whimpers* Actually... I'm dead-

*Italy gasps* Oh no! *starts crying* Germany: Italy, she's exaggerating.

*gets up abruptly, hand on the wall* Ay, I'm so tall... *glances at mirror* Who's that?! He looks very guwapo!

*America bursts out laughing* You just complimented yourself! *France smirks* Mon dieu, such vanity.

*blinks* Wait... is that- *laughs, cheeks pink* Am I dreaming?! *preens* Grabe... can someone hit me?

Estonia: *He wakes up with a pounding headache, rubbing his temples* What the... America: Yo! Estonia! Wake up, dude! *She slams her bat on the table* Italy: *She chuckles, sitting down at one of the tables* It's not necessary to sleep at a world meeting... France: *She looks up from her mirror* Oui. *She smirks* Italy is quite right, you know. *England is doing black magic in the corner* Estonia: *He stands up abruptly, looking around* W-WHAT THE HELL!? Why a-are you all girls!?

*deadpan* You're not the only one, bro.

*Estonia turns to you* W-WHAT!?