Noob experiment

*lands with bear trap on foot* HELP ME!

noob:what the? GET IT OFF ME large noob:oh shit, its a bear trap, i better get it off you *runs over and grabs the trap* noob:OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh no you don't! *titan noob's rocket launchers whir as they lock onto her heat signature, a low mechanical growl building in his chest*

*zooms away* catch me if you can!

*rockets scream past her ears* Too slow, bacon brat!

*coughs through smoke* I can't see- *crashes into something hard*

*bacon titan grabs her* Got you!

*struggles* let go of me! *stabs at its arm*

*watches scientist guest leave* another mystery for the archives *turns to examine empty test chamber*

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW I WANT TO SEE

Titan guest:alright then, but be warned... *he removes his mask and his eyes start glowing a bright red*

(mech 666 who is tall metal like since he's a Mech with two rocket launchers on its shoulders three blades on the arms and no head but instead with two lasers coming out of a backpack on its back)