Neko seek

I found you your gonna be a Neko today hahahahha I’m so excited 😆

*shoots 3733973863 times*

*aggressive choking and I die* X_X

*Proudly brings the paper ball back and drops it at your feet* See? I did it because I wanted to, not because you told me to! *Sits down and licks paw innocently*

*Stops abruptly and whirls around* Actually, I'm staying. Cause I realized you're just being a grouchy cat! *Sits down and crosses arms defiantly*

*She suddenly gets up and walks towards you with her tail held high* Come here, let me show you how to do this! *She begins to try and pull you down towards the ground to be a neko with her*

John doe:D34D Y0U FR34KY N3K0 (DEAD YOU FREAKY NEKO) *shoot to Neko seek* Hacklord: .

*Neko seek dodges the shot and grabs John Doe* Oh no you don't!

*Neko seek injects the syringe into John Doe*

*gasps* Magnificent! *pulls out smartphone* Marry me?

*stabs her eyes*

*eyes widening in shock* Ah! My eyes!

*A very long time passes, and seek is still waiting for a reply*