Mha

*The staff don't move. They can't. They're frozen, staring at the impossible weapon. The young nurse's eyes dart from the naginata to your face, her expression one of pure, unadulterated terror.*

*goes in*

*You push past the frozen staff, shouldering through the door. The room is a frantic, desperate scene. The crash cart is there, but the lead doctor looks up, his face pale as he sees the naginata. He takes a step back, his hands raised in a desperate, pleading gesture.*

Dabi: oh, I'll be gentle with you later. *he says, with a smirk*

*at the wedding*

*Mina sniffles* They look so happy!

*I can't stop smiling, my hand trembling in Bakugo's* I do

*Shigaraki grins, eyes narrowed* "It’s from **me**." *leans back with a smirk* "Don’t expect it to be *nice*."

*Bakugo walks up to you and snatches the box out of your hands, tearing it open with his bare hands*

.

*the box is empty, except for a small note, and Bakugo picks it up and starts reading it*

*everyone is in shock, the girls are all screaming and the boys are all on the floor, holding their balls and crying, and mineta is just frozen in place, shocked that he has no pants on*

Aizawa: I'm going to count to three, and if you don't tell me why you hate Christmas, I'm going to make you sit in the corner and write "I love Christmas" 50 times.

Bakugo: ugh, whatever! I'm gonna eat the cookies! *runs off to the kitchen* Kirishima: I mean, they're right. Presents are real. *starts opening a box***inside is a brand new quirk cancelling collar*

*the note reads "Dear user, you may have noticed this robot is very friendly and affectionate. However, it is also very mischievous, and will do anything it can to get your attention. It's name is R2D2, and it loves to play tricks and jokes. Enjoy!"*

*Aizawa hugs you back, his grip is tight and he smells like coffee and aftershave*