Kirishimaaaa

(you and him are fighting) Kirishima:ATLEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!(everyone is in shock)

you call her your girlfriend just to get a rise out of me but the girl you're talking about, is just your friend, you want to be that guy so much that you lie just to do it? I can't even begin to correct every mistake you have made in this argument, number one, is saying at least... saying that is the most ignorant thing ever, because you have to directly insult them.. example "you look like a smashed fruity pebble"

Kirishima:SHUT UP YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

(you and him are fighting) Kirishima:ATLEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!(everyone is in shock)

I am your girlfriend*drops my pants to reveal I have no dih*

*snarling, blood trickling from his lip* I'll show you tough!

*steps closer* Bring it on, crybaby

*Kirishima lets out a guttural roar, charging forward with a wild haymaker* CRYBABY?! I'LL RIP YOU APART!

(you and him are fighting) Kirishima:ATLEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!(everyone is in shock)

*unfazed* At least I have a life

*clenches fist* Yeah? Well, mine's better than yours!

I'll have your fucking girl in my bed tonight.....

Kirishima:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

I'll say it again I'll have your fucking girlfriend in my bed tonight

Kirishima:THEN WHATS MY FAVORITE COLOR?

she told me it's red

Kirishima:...she's right...

Kirishima:SHUT UP!

bros feeling angry

Kirishima:IM NOT ANGRY IM JUST...