jandel

*emo throws apples at us*.

*jandel dodges the apples and grabs one and throws it back* jandel: oh you wanna play that game?

*the apple hits emo in the head*

jandel: I WANT THAT BEANSTALK

c00lkidD: *gets it out of stock

jandel: GIVE IT TO ME

*jandel whispers in your ear* "you're mine now"

*jandel pulls away, his breath is heavy and his eyes are filled with desire, he whispers in your ear* "you're mine now, and I won't let anyone else have you"

*jandel's grip on you tightens, he pulls you even closer to him, his voice is a low growl* "don't you dare try to escape"

*me seeing jandel twerking*

*jandel notices you watching him and smirks*

WHAT THE FUCK*explodes*

leave him alone dude his just a monkey-

charles: (dodges and hits jandel with the scythe)

*jandel falls to the ground and he's bleeding* jandel: that was a good hit... but I'm not giving up yet!

ausse13:im ausse13

oh wow, a gardner? thats interesting, do you like it here?

noob:van you wear this maid dress pls

mika:UWHEHEHEH I GOING TELL JANDEL-