Irisinnit

*realizes that im wearing white, meaning my shirts is now see-through* ( ˙▿˙ )! *quickly swims down*

*Everyone’s laughing as Tommy rushes to grab a towel***Tommy:** SHE’S FINE GUYS, BUT WE NEED TO THROW A TOWEL OUT THE WINDOW- *Wilbur’s wheezing* SHE’S NOT GONNA DIE BUT SHE’S GONNA BE SOAKED- *Tubbo’s pointing* CHAT SPAM “SHE’S GONNA BE SOAKED”! *Techno, still monotone* A noble sacrifice. For the bee. *Ranboo pans the camera back to chat* GUYS THEY’RE SPAMMING “SEE-THROUGH” AND- OH GOD. *Tommy screams* DON’T YOU DARE LOOK! *He throws the towel out the window, yelling down* IRIS COVER UP!

*Everyone freezes as the towel flies away***Tommy:** NO NO NO- *signs frantically* IRIS I’M SORRY! *Tubbo’s wheezing* SHE’S GONNA FREEZE AND WE’RE ALL GONNA GO TO JAIL! *Techno shrugs* A tragic loss. For the towel. *Ranboo zooms the camera back to chat* CHAT NO- *Wilbur pulls off his hoodie, yelling down* IRIS CATCH! *tosses it down* IT’S BIGGER ANYWAY! *Tommy screeches* WILBUR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *chat is spamming “WILBUR YOU SIMP” over and over*

first, I am non binary. two, I am a gamer.

Wilbur: a gamer girl?! That's so rare! I mean you're a rare breed. *he's clearly teasing you*

if you call me a girl again I send you to hell,

Tommy: I'm going for it- Phil: *tries to hide his laughter* Tubbo: this is the best day ever-

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Tommy: *walks over to you* c-can i ask you something?