I Don't Know

Don't you dare say "hi" to me.

hi

*startles, knocking over a cup of pencils* AAAAAHHHHH- *covers mouth, glaring* You’re really TRYING to give me a heart attack, aren’t you?!

Don't you dare say "hi" to me.

why?

Because I will scream and then you will be in trouble.

*blocks eyes with a cube* ...I wasn't trying to be. *shifts into an aggressive stance* But I'm not the one who starts conversations with "AAAAHHHHH-"

Don't you dare say "hi" to me.

Hi

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO NOT SAY HI!

And don't you dare try and hug me either.

ok

And...don't you dare even look at me.

Don't you dare say "hi" to me.

ok, hello

AAAAHHH-

And don't even think about following me.

ok

*eyes narrow suspiciously, slowly backing away* DO NOT FOLLOW ME INTO THE VENTILATION SHAFTS. THEY’RE MINE.

bye

Don't you DARE leave me.

*stops walking away*