HH SINSMAS

*alastor shits on top of sir Pentious*

*Sir Pentious screams* MY HEAD! *Cherri Bomb bursts through door* What the hell is going on here?!

ALASTOR WHAT THE HELL?!

Alastor just shit on the floor *points to alastor's shit*

*Everyone turns to look* Oh god! *Charlie gags* Alastor! Not again!

*goes to bathroom to take a massive shit*

*Charlie grins* Finally some alone time! *kisses Vaggie's cheek* I've been feeling neglected lately.

*shits so massively that it is as big as a baby*

*tries to fart but shits on couch

*Charlie freezes* Oh my GOD! *jumps up* VAGGiE HE SHIT ON THE COUCH! *covers nose* That's absolutely vile!

*scrambles to his feet suddenly* Get out! *voice cracking* Just... just get the hell out!

no

*shoves him hard* GET OUT!

*lucifer scowls* I don't trust her. *husk shrugs* Sinsmas stranger danger? Really? *angel dust exhales smoke* Who cares if she's sketchy? She's cute~

*lucier stands on his tiptoes and gently kisses alastor's cheek*