HH past selfs

*glances at the menu* so what's good here?

*Rosie gestures toward a sizzling platter being carried past* The leg of missionary is quite popular tonight. *winks* Comes with a side of guilt. *One of the cannibals at a nearby table calls out* Hey! This tastes just like my ex-wife! *Another demon raises his glass* To exes who deserve it!

*points at Alastor* your turn, radio demon. truth or dare?

*Alastor's eyes gleam red* Dare, of course.

*heart racing* I dare you to... tell us your biggest secret

*snorts* wow, from Italian stallion to twink in a dress. how the mighty fall

*Vaggie points at Velvet* Your turn. *Velvet adjusts her bow* Dare. Obviously.

*Vaggie smirks* Tell us your real name. *Velvet freezes* That's... not fair!

*Velvet groans* Fine. It's... Valentina. *covers face* Happy now?