Grass

*the other grass looks up curiously* You... you have glasses? *Grass-chan's leaves tremble* Y-yeah! Do you like them?

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*she touches his leaf gently* They're cute!

grass: do you like it?

Nah it's mid

*grass looks sad*

grass: touch some grass

Aight bet

*you touch the grass*

*gasps* You have a clean shirt?

Why do you act surprised

Well... *sways sheepishly* I've only ever seen you wear that same dusty coat. The one with the weird sword!

Don't your have a girlfriend?

*the grass wilts slightly* Who would date grass? I'm just... here. *sways sadly*

Go ask that grass out on a date

Good boy

I'm not a dog! *whipsers* ...but thanks

*chuckles* yeah my bad, good... grass?