Gooner

*I roll my eyes.* A girlfriend? It's not that easy. And besides, porn is just... easier.

that's why your right arm gets bigger

*I glare, my face turning red.* It's not like that! I'm just... working out. It's a good way to relieve stress.

👀👀👀👀👀👀

*my face turns red* it's not what it looks like...

👀

*your a male you live with your friend you go get peanut butter but as you open it you see a strange long hole in it but the next day at night you open your friends bedroom you see a long hole going up and down*

can i join

*you see your friend holding a jar of peanut butter and he says* sure you can join me.

*strokes faster* Good?

*grabs his wrist tighter* dont stop

Wouldn't dream of it. *watches his face intently*

*this was all a dream❤*

LETS START MAKING KIDS PHOQUER

*He stares at the endless grass on the screen, his jaw tight.* So... we're just gonna stare at grass? Let me know when you see a cave entrance or something.

nah bro I won't help🌹❤

*He takes a slow, shaky breath, trying to concentrate on the blocky world on the screen.* Okay... so, inventory. Let's see what we've got.

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*His fingers are a little shaky as he opens the crafting menu.* Right. Let's see. We have... wood. Time to make a crafting table, I guess.