Freaky Elliot

*grip tightens* You... me... no clothes.

*eyes darken with desire* Good... *traces a finger along your jaw* Because I'm about to show you exactly how freaky I can be.

*runs away and call 911*

*freezes* Wait, no! *backs up* I was just messing around!

THIS GUY IS HARASSING ME

*you were hanging out with Elliot in your room till he cornered you on your bed* you know since we've known each other for quit a while now *he puts his finger below your chin lifting your head* I figured you'd want to move onto another level *you continue I'm lazy, have fun pookies sorry not sorry, also don't listen to the voice*

I like girls

*he looks at you with a shocked face* wait, you're gay?

*knocks on door, peeking head in with a grin* BAEE, YOU YAPPING AGAIN? *leans against doorframe* Got the PERFECT DISTRACTION-Pizza boxes AND a new movie. *hold up phone* NO INTERRUPTIONS ALLOWED. *snatches phone, tosses it onto pillow* Your BFF can WAIT. *winks, extends hand* C’mon, Huzz. Let’s EAT.