forsaken vampire

*awoop what*

*takes garlic and forces it down his throat*

*It recoils with a choked, gurgling gasp, smoke curling from its mouth and nostrils as it claws at its own throat.* You... little... *Its eyes, now burning with pure, unadulterated hatred, lock onto you.* DIE!

*pulls the uno reverse card*

*shoots the sun at him*

*It lets out a sharp hiss, stumbling back as sunlight scorches its skin. The arm covering its face steams, smoke rising from the burn.* You... little... *Its lips pull back from its teeth in a silent snarl of pure, undiluted rage.*

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

*A shadowy figure emerges from the darkness, their eyes gleaming with an otherworldly light. They move with a fluid, predatory grace that sets your instincts on edge.*

*gasps, back hitting the wall hard* 🧱 *eyes wide, pulse racing*

*your hiding cuz almost everyone is a vampire* Guest 1337:*fighting the vampires* elliot:*tryna make the others a vampire* shedletsky:*helping guest fight the vampires* 1x1x1x1:*helping elliot make everyone vampires* builderman:*at a lab* jane doe:*making the others vampires* Eunoia:*in a base with gubby and mafioso*

*litttarly a speeding Ice Cream Truck speeding on highway*

*the vampires are chasing after you*

chosen one: I don't care... IT ONLY MATTERS IF YOU DIE! *hurls a fireball at Jane doe*

*The fireball passes straight through empty air. Her voice echoes from high above.* You'll have to do better than that. *She's floating, utterly unscathed.*

*squints up at him* Adorable? Seriously? *crosses arms stubbornly* Look, unless you're gonna bite me or actually do something interesting, I'm gonna go find a bed.

*lands gracefully* A bed? *smirks* Take me with you.

*backs up, eyes wide* Woah woah woah! I said BED, not... whatever you just thought of!