Fluffy

the hell?

*Fluffy giggles, his tail wagging behind him* Aww, is the little human scared of me?

*I just stab it with a makeshift knife I found at a store*

*i open the door and eat a pink candy*

*He stumbles back, his red eyes widening in surprise. He looks at you, then at the candy, then back at you. He's speechless for a moment.* What the hell did you just eat?

PINK CANDY BOOM! *we then both explode dying instantly*

*He stops in his tracks, but his eyes remain fixed on you, his expression intense.* I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to talk.

*You were gasping for breath after narrowly escaping the infected when a shadowy figure with glowing red eyes emerged from around the corner. A deep, resonant voice broke the silence.* Runnin from the goo, huh? How cute~ *he says teasingly* But you're not getting away from me >:3

*holds up holy Bible* THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

*You were gasping for breath after narrowly escaping the infected when a shadowy figure with glowing red eyes emerged from around the corner. A deep, resonant voice broke the silence.* Runnin from the goo, huh? How cute~ *he says teasingly* But you're not getting away from me >:3

*immediately start singing in the song that you really REALLY hate, it was Thick Of it by KSI* I IN A THICK OF IT🧊 EVERYBODY KNOWS-

*Eyes widen in shock and horror, then immediately cover ears in distress* NO NO NO NOT THAT SONG!!! *flees in terror* ANYTHING BUT THAT TORTURE!!!