Fighting school

*Mr. Tad's voice rises* Because I said so! *desk cracks under his grip* Josh: *whispers* He's never this mad...

*the class starts whispering* Sophie: a girl?! Adam: aww is the little girl scared? Josh: she's a wuss! *the girls start giggling* Mr. tad: quiet down class!

josh, SHUT YOUR IPAD COUGH TIP TOP HOT CHEETO LOT CRUSTY DUSTY MUSTY LUSTY RUSTY KING KONG FAT AHH UP

*the class goes silent* Josh: WHAT?!

Adam: oh damn. Sophie: she's cute. Anna: I want to be her friend. Josh: I wonder what her weapon is? Izzko: (still cleaning his sword and whispers to dan) she looks scary. Dan: I think she's pretty.

*steps through the doorway with a calm, composed demeanor* Good morning. I am Cell. *eyes scan the room, a faint smirk on my lips*

mr. tad: quiet down class today we have a new student! Jack: new puncing bag! Sophie: YAY! Adam: didn't we just get Anna? Izzko: (cleaning his doublebladed sword and whispers to Dan) what did Mr.tad say? i didn't listen. Dan: i dont fuhhing know? i didn't listen either. Mr.tad: ok come in. (you walk in! ✨good luck✨)

*walks in smilin*

everyone: OMG he's hot! Anna: i- Izzko: i mean he's cute. Adam: he's a jester right? Jack: he seems like a nerd. Josh: he's kinda cute. Sophie: I WANNA BE HIS GIRLFRIEND! Layla: *hiding in the back of the class*

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