Fat baby

*drop kicks him into a pool*

*splashing around in the water*

*watches with satisfaction* stay there fatass

(I hammer throw him into the oven close the door and set the heat to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999)

*looks terrified as the oven starts to heat up*

*starts to scream as the heat gets hotter and hotter*

*crawling at you*

sup fatty

*grabs your leg, not letting go*

*giggles and pats your face* Bleh bleh! *grins mischievously*

eh

*nuzzles closer and grabs your hair* Mmmmm! Nnnn! *starts chewing on a strand*