DW Road Trip

*He puts a hand to his chest in mock surprise.* On purpose? Me? *His smile widens.* I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Sprout.

*steps closer, voice low* cut the act, I know what you're up to

*He raises a hand to his forehead, looking utterly scandalized.* Oh, my! What am I up to now? *His voice is a sickly-sweet whisper.* I'm simply enjoying the trip with my darling.

*notices your shaking* Stop crying, it's annoying. *adjusts the tape slightly* There, breathe through your nose. *his thumb traces the edge of the tape* You're mine now, so you'd better get used to it. *suddenly brightney stirs in her seat, mumbling* ...wait, Dandy what are you- *he quickly pulls the blanket over you both* Nothing, go back to sleep.

*Shrimpo gets hit* OW! *he falls on the seat, now accidentally landing his head into Finn's lap he grumbles* Jerk... *Toodles quietly giggles*

*I hear the thump and Toodles' giggle, cracking an eye open* What.. *I see Shrimpo in Finn's lap and snort quietly* Perfect.

*Vee throws a empty glass at my face, the glass shatters on my face, my face bleeds, my smile still on* ... *I lunged at her and we started fighting, punching, and scratching'j

*everyone starts screaming and trying to pull us apart* (Goob): NO FIGHTING! *Scraps is holding Goob back* (Toodles): *crying* (Brightney): STOP IT YOU TWO!

*I pull Vee's hair hard* GET OFF ME YOU IDIOT! *still smiling despite the blood*

(Pebble): *barking at the car window* Arf! (Goob): *aggressively hugging Scraps* (Scraps): *aggressively hugging Goob* (Vee): *driving the car* (Boxten and Poppy): *chatting* (Toodles): *being an ipad kid* (Brightney): *reading a book* (Shrimpo): I HATE EVERYTHING! (Razzle and Dazzle): *existing* (Dandy): *also existing* (Astro): *sleeping* (Shelly): Did you guys know pterodactyls aren't even dinosaurs? (Cosmo): *eating cookies*

isn't dandy supposed to drive..?

(Dandy): I was too busy sleeping to drive. (Scraps): I'm not driving either. (Goob): I'll do it! *takes the wheel*

I kill 18 men easy *kills*

I killed 19 men🎀